▌ FELINE PERSONNEL
RATTY // KING
THE SOVEREIGN
His Majesty. Nine lives, zero patience for fascism. Lose him and the litter box falls.
LUNA // QUEEN
THE QUEEN REGNANT
Moves wherever she pleases, however far she pleases. Do not get between her and a sunbeam.
MAINE COON // ROOK
THE KEEP
A walking battlement. Holds the back rank and absolutely will not move for anyone.
ABYSSINIAN // BISHOP
THE ORACLE
Slips diagonally through the ranks. Always two moves ahead and deeply smug about it.
BENGAL // KNIGHT
THE SKIRMISHER
Leaps in angles no one expected. Bites harder than the geometry suggests.
MOGGIE // PAWN
THE VANGUARD
Eight of them. Ordinary, unbothered, and marching steadily toward the front line.
TIER
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MOVE
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TURN
CATS
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FORCE
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▶ CATS // YOUR MOVE
CAPTURED //
LOSSES //
▌ TERFDOOM OPPOSITION
KEVIN // KING
SELF-CROWNED BATHROOM POLICE
Built his own throne. Still outside the toilets since 2016, brandishing a STOP sign at nobody.
KAREN // QUEEN
THE COMPLAINT DEPT, PROMOTED
Demands the manager, demands your biology, demands to speak to whoever is in charge of reality.
BEATRICE // ROOK
CONFORMITY OFFICER
Paces the flanks with a clipboard and a grievance. Read the leaflet three times, solely to object to it.
GERRY // BISHOP
GENDER COMPLIANCE SUPERVISOR
Diagonal thinker with a lot to say about biology despite a failing grade in GCSE Science.
GRAHAM // KNIGHT
THE ACCUSER
Leaps in patterns that make no sense until they do. Definitively nobody invited him.
DORIS // PAWN
DIRECT ENFORCEMENT, FRONTLINE
First over the top, last to reconsider. Comes straight for you. Quotes The Daily Mail from memory.
▌ THE NINE LIVES
// LOADING //