AERIS 🏳️⚧️
THE RESISTER
Collects digital snacks. Refuses to comply. Annoyingly good at escaping.
DORIS
DIRECT ENFORCEMENT OFFICER
Comes straight for you. No hesitation. Voted Most Likely to Quote The Daily Mail.
BEATRICE
CONFORMITY OFFICER
Anticipates your next move. Has read the Safe Schools leaflet three times. Just to object to it.
GERRY
GENDER COMPLIANCE SUPERVISOR
Unpredictable. Cuts off your escape routes. Has a lot to say about biology despite failing GCSE Science.
KEVIN
BATHROOM POLICE
Kevin. Just Kevin. He has been standing outside public toilets since 2016. Nobody asked him to.